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Free Credit Report Commercial - All 5

LYRICS! =D Rock star Rap: When you're a rock star You get to party hard Champagne and caviar Tricked-out exotic cars It's just how I thought it'd be 'cept the party's not for me 'Cause some punk opened a credit card with my ID Free What? (free credit!) report dot com (I said it!) That's the site I'm gonna hit when I go home They know how credit works They send email alerts Now I'm finding out how bad reality hurts Bike: Check it out, gas prices blowing up sky high Ditched my used subcompact for a two-wheeled ride Now I'm rolling eco-friendly but I still look bad When the bike store saw my credit they said this was all they had I'm singin' F to the R to the E to the E to the C to the R to the E D I T re to port to the dot to the com Come on everybody grab your bike and sing along, it's easy New Car: Well I was shopping for a new car, which one's me A cool convertible or an SUV? Too bad I didn't know my credit was whack 'Cause now I'm driving off the lot in a used sub-compact. F-R-E-E, that spells free- Credit report dot com, baby Saw their ads on my TV Thought about going but was too lazy Now instead of looking fly and rollin' phat My legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse's getting Laughed at Dream Girl: Well I married my dream girl I married my dream girl But she didn't tell me her credit was bad So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb We're living in the basement at her mom and dad's. No we can't get a loan For a respectable home Just because my girl defaulted on an old credit card If we'd gone to free credit report dot com I'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard. Pirates: They say a man should always dress For the job he wants, so Why'm I dressed up like a pirate In this restaurant? It's all because some hacker Stole my identity Now I'm in here every evening Serving chowder and iced tea Shoulda gone to: Free credit report dot com Yee-haa! I coulda seen this coming at me like an atom bomb They monitor your credit and send you email alerts So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in T-shirts Honors : #73 - Top Favorited (This Week) - Film & Animation #76 - Top Favorited (This Month) - Comedy #76 - Top Favorited (This Month) - Comedy http://www.freecreditreportban... My Favorite Comment: sincereleeblake I was sleeping and the rockstar one came on. I started singin it before I woke up.Lol And My girlfriend started laughing at me.These commercials are the reason i watch TV.

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: dm1270

Length: 02:33
Rating: 4.86
Views: 222475

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